1. My brothers think I'm cool.
Proof: Peter said "you'd be a cool mom". *yeeaaaaahhhhhhhhh*
Note: The "So excited to see Sarah" value increases with the "Time between last visits" factor. Imagine a chart if you will, or don't if you are annoyed by math. I'm not imagining one, fuck math.
2. I can take eternity showers! (Although turning into an overly consumptive black hole is probably a con, actually.)
3. Endless cups of tea and cookies - the kettle, pantry and moste splendid couch are equidistant from each other in a perfect triumvirate of easy accessibility and reading/computering valhalla. So is the fireplace actually...hmm this may actually be one of my favourite places on earth, and I'm not even trying to be funny here.
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